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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Afghan Hound: Do I have to? It'll mess up my fur!
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Basenji: I'l wait for them to fix it, but now I'll chew on the couch while it's dark.
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel: I'm so cute I can crawl on their lap and they'll do it for me.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Collie: I can't change it, but I'll go get Gramps as soon a s I get Timmy out of the well!
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
German Shepard: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Giant Schnauzer: Can you please hurry up and change that bulb, I can't see to read the paper I'm suppose to pee on.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Irish Terrier ( Canadian Born): I can do it right after I chase that damn squirrel. You want to make something of that, EH?
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Pug: Is this light bulb edible? No? Then forget it.
Rottweiler: Make me!
Yorkie: Light bulb? I buried it! I thought it was a new kinda tulip!
