4:33am
Differ's boyfriend is a Thief and it gets worse
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Differ's boyfriend, Pablo, came over this wednesday evening for dinner and to watch American Idol. He thought he would show just how tough he is since he was wearing his Leather Spike Collar.
Pablo was trying really hard again to impress up on Differ that, even though he is only 12 pounds to her petite 48, that even though he is a rat terrier mixed with beagle to her pit bull mix, that Differ should think him a STUD. (does not matter if he is neutered).
The evening was going along swimming. American Idol was over and the adults were sitting around talking. Pablo follows Cindy out of the room and then he comes running back in with a rawhide, chew bone (better known as the crack bone in this house).
You see, anytime Hrothgar or our late Harlem had a bone, they acted like it was the only thing that mattered to them. They would become obsessed with it, craving it, having to have it. So it became known as the crack bone.
Pablo got a taste of the crack bone tonight. Differ hid her head and Alarm jumped up next to George shaking because after all, it was Hrothgar's crack bone.
Now picture this, Hrothgar 101 pounds vs Pablo 12 pounds. I think Pablo's whole body could fit inside of Hrothgar's mouth and not even a tail to hang out since Pablo has a numb tail. Remember, we are talking Hrothgar's crack bone and Pablo was chewing it.
All we can say is thank goodness Hrothgar can sleep thru an earthquake. So he had no clue.
So here is Pablo with the knot end of the crack bone which is almost as big as his head, trying to chew on it. Cindy reached over to pat him on the head and Pablo growled. Differ looked up like "so he thinks he is tough, but don't wake Hrothgar" and hid her head again.
Even though it was time to leave Pablo ran back into the bone three more times for a quick chew. (Seeing where the crack part comes from now.)
I promised him a whole crack bone for next wednesday. One that he could chew from the time he gets there until he leaves. Pablo's whole body was wiggling all over. Then one more trip in to nibble the crack bone and he was ready to go home.
However, we are not sure we wants Differ to be dating a Leather, Spike Collar wearing Thief who is on the Crack Bone who also has BEAGLE in him. And you know how parents can be protective of their little girls when they start dating.
Poor Differ and Pablo. Just like Romeo and Juliet. Wanting to be together, but not about to be with issues and protective parents holding them apart.
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The spiked collar is rounded not pointy and is for show only. He looks handsome and dashing and since your son Alarm often wears attitude shirts or has a Goth look he figured he would get in good with Differ's brother.
Secondly, what self respecting responsible parents would give thier kids free access to those types of bones? For any concerns of blame please look in the mirror first! And you offered him a new whole one next week!
And let's not even talk about Differ's temper tantrum at water ballet - that is a whole journal article in itself.
So, in a nutshell, Pablo will come calling again next week and you will give him a whole bone meant for a 101 pound dog and he will sit and chew it - no problem.
We can't prevent Differ from seeing Pablo - they would probably elope.
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And those crack bones were in the doggie room where they are suppose to be. It was Pablo's parents who did not keep him in line last night. They let him explore the house unsupervised. What kind of a parent does not keep an eye on their child in the house where they are guest. You noticed that all of my fur kids were with us in the room.
And no we will not talk about Differ's Tantrum at water ballet lessons. A Diva is allowed to have her moment and she did.
And yes, I did promise Pablo a whole crack bone of his own next week. After all, his parents must not give him anything that good at home.
The only good thing is that Pablo has a Jeep which is in the whole Chrysler, Dodge line of cars. If it was a FORD, we would have to think about it.
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And so he did.
If you have things at your home that only belong to certain dogs then put them up - don't set poor Little Man up by saying make yourself at home and then call him names - he was just getting comfortable!
I think you hurt his feelings.
1 week ago
Just Pablo will have to learn the rules of what is Hrothgar's is Hrothgar's and what is yours can also be Hrothgar's. After all, Hrothgar is top dog in this house.