Four Catholic men and one Catholic woman were having coffee after mass.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks
into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men
gave her a look and said, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, blonde, slim, tall, 38 Double D breasts,
24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, men say, 'Oh my God'."