1. No one expects you to take a bath every day
2. When it's raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired
3. If it itches, you can reach it
4. And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in public
5. Puppy love can last forever
6. It doesn't bother you if your favorite television show is a rerun
7. You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you're insensitive
8. April 15 means nothing to you
9. People at drive-through windows never charge you for treats
10. Your friends don't think less of you for passing gas
11. A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours
12. No one gets mad if you fall asleep while they're talking
13. As an adult, it's OK if you haven't "amounted to anything" except being a dog
14. The older you get, the more people respect you
15. You can sleep late every day
16. If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices
17. You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's lap
18. There's no such thing as bad food
19. You don't have to worry about good table manners
20. Someone else combs your hair
21. People think you're normal if you stick your head out the window to feel the wind in your hair
22. You're always excited to see the same old people
23. Having big feet is considered an asset
24. If you gain weight, it's someone else's fault
25. Everything smells good to you
26. A garbage can is a fast-food stop
27. No one tells you to wipe your nose because it's wet
28. No matter where you live, you own the place
29. Your mate never complains because you whine
30.You can pee in public