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Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth. Stones in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood. Lead in the Feet. Iron in the Arteries. And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth. read more

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Contributed by Maria Gonzales & Susan Luna The cheerful little girl with bouncy golden curls was almost five. Waiting with her mother at the checkout stand, she saw them, a circle of glistening white pearls in a pink foil box. "Oh mommy please, Mommy. Can I have them? Please, Mommy, please?" Quickly the mother checked the back of the li… read more

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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde . "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,?'" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie..." "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer inter… read more

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Anybody want a drink? I got iced pineapple juice and Petron' Tequila!!!! I wash just settling down after dinner, I made fresh homeade hamburgers. I make a giant batch so that I could let you all sample my marvelous food! I have all the fixings...mayo, ketchup, yellow mustard, spicy brown mustard, KC Masteripiece BBQ sauce, american cheese, … read more

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In this life I'm a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your child (who are the size of … read more