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Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking the dogs they decided to go in and have a drink. Unfortunately, the bar didn't allow dogs. There was no place to safely secure the dogs, so they started thinking of ideas to get in the bar. Then one of the guys had an idea. "Just watch me and follo… read more

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Dear God: list of things I must remember to be a good Dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collec… read more

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LEASH: ====== A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: ======== Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: ====== Is what you do when your persons have food and you don’t. To… read more

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1. No one expects you to take a bath every day 2. When it's raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired 3. If it itches, you can reach it 4. And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in public 5. Puppy love can last forever 6. It doesn't bother you if your favorite television show is … read more