Posted in General

It's much more desirable to walk or run on four legs as opposed to two. You literally "feel" more of the earth beneath your feet, and this ensures not only superior footing but alters your vantage point of the world as well. Bipeds don't know what they're missing. Frick and Frack read more

Posted in In Memoriam

Don't expect to look inside and see the same person every time you do it. You won't. And if you do, you are a strange one. Sometimes you're surprised. Or disgusted. Or pleased. And sometimes you can't find anyone there at all. This is the best case scenario. To find no one. Nothing. It is in nothingness that we find safety. JPH read more

Posted in Entertainment

Yesterday I saw a cloud that looked like an alpaca. I looked at it and looked at it. Until it diminished into a grasshopper. I look and looked at that grasshopper. Until it melted into a snail. I looked and looked at that snail. Until it dissolved into nothing. Nothing but blue sky. Like me. Dissolving. read more

Posted in Shelter Makeover

Not happy about being in 3rd place. Admittedly, I am a bit of a masochist, and notorious for acting rashly and impulsively. As a result, to literally wear a constant reminder of our current status - I had the gods change the pattern of my shell to reflect my present state of defeat. Now I walk around announcing tacitly, yet nonetheless obviously… read more

Posted in General

This morning I woke up and all I could think about was mules, mules, mules. This borderline obsession, far from being detrimental to my mental health, has actually become quite the literary stimulant. When I think of my four legged harbingers of inspiration, the creative demons are unleashed. 'Tis also problematic, as all I can really write about… read more