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Stupid Questions... LOL

September 16, 2008 | By Melissa | 5 comments

I had to share this joke of the day it's hilarious!

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina
for my dog and was in line to
check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a
dog?

(DUHHHH) Doesn't it annoy you when people ask
dumb questions? Since I was
already feeling a bit crabby, as well as PMS-ing,
I told her "NO, no dog. I'm
starting the Purina diet again, although I
probably shouldn't because I ended up
in the hospital the last time. I lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an
intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most
of my orifices and IV's in
both arms."
The woman's eyes about bugged out of her
head. I went on and on with the bogus
diet story and she was totally buying it. I told
her, "Hey, it's an easy,
inexpensive diet. All you is load your pockets or
purse with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
Since the package claims it's
nutritionally complete, I'm, going to try it
again."

(I have to mention here that by now practically
everyone in the line was
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy
behind her.) Horrified, she
asked if something in the dog food had poisoned
me and was that why I ended up
in the hospital.

I said, "Oh no. I was sitting in the middle of the street licking my butt when a car hit me." I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be carried out!



Comments (5)
SDogz
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SDogz
5 years ago

LOL!!!!!

Bart S.
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Bart S.
5 years ago

Thats great!!

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