Recently, a casting director for a pilot show for Animal Planet contacted me. He was excited to let me know about a new pilot being called, “Your Dog is Fat and So Are You.” Yes, another reality show. Think of it as “The Biggest Loser” meets “Greatest American Dog.” He kept asking me to come to LA to meet the show’s producers. Our schedules finally in sync, I arrived only to discover that I was part of a HUGE audition. The room was filled with lots of show hopefuls - most of them with agents and SAG cards. My instructions called for me to pretend to make a housecall to the home of a person and a dog in need of slimming down. Don’t think I’ll be in Emmy contention - nor likely to be on the show. That’s show biz. I’ll stick with pet biz.