does anyone else have strange nicknames for their pets?

My husband calls our cats "bad" names so it seems like he doesn't like them...when in fact he loves them as much as I do. He calls Rusty "Dick Head" and Charlie "Numb Nuts". Isn't that mean?? I call Rusty "Daddy's Boy" and Charlie "My Pretty Boy". Regardless of my husband's nicknames for these cats....they are two pampered boys!

I seem to make a longer name for each of my cats. Scone became Sco-nif-er-ous and biscotti became Bis-con-ine-o.

Then they have their Native American names "Underfoot" and "Purrs-at-night"

My Cat follows me around so sometimes I tell her she's the cutest puppy. She likes lots of attention! :)

Sugar has the most out of all my pets. Princess, Gitter (how my son said sugar at 2 years old) Sugar Booger, Queen Pup, Beautiful, Mini me, Sugar Pie.

Nacho is known affectionatly as porky, pot belly, Prince Nacho, Cho

Rex is Rextable, Big Yellow, Yellow Dog, King

Killer is Skittles, Confused Cat, Chaz, Doggylicious

Our Tommie who was once emmaciated and on death's door is now affectionately known as Bubblebutt. Needless to say he is not emmaciated anymore!

we have soo many, I'm surprised she still answers to Trixie!! Trix Pix, lovebug and many more

I have all kinds of nicknames for all of my pets. But, depending on the situation at the time, some may not be printable!

Cookie Princess Warrior or CPW or Cookiecita or Cookers.
But never to her face.
I address her as "Your Queenliness" then.

We always called Little Bear "Dufus" with love and affection of course. We also called him "Rockin' Horse" but thats just how he looked when he tried to run. It seems our furkids get more nic names than we know what to do with. Whatever fits their personality i guess. Maggie gets called Mags, JoJo, Josie, Josephina,Joey, Maddie, Lil Girl, Baby
Girl, and Pinky because her face turns pink when she is tired. Usually she is Maggie Jo but those nic names slip in there.

My dog Max is also known as Baby Boy or Goober (don't know where that one came from). My dog Sammy is also known as Little Guy or Stinky Boy.