Q: will you share your favorite and funniest animal stories?

OK, I will start:

Nooner At His BEST!! One day this past spring 2008, momma took all the blankets of the water bed, sheets, and mattress cover, for spring cleaning, she was at the computer...and she noticed it was way to quite in the house, so she started going from room to room, yup she found me!!! I had chewed a hole in the water bed, and was jumping back and forth, watching the water spurt out at me...momma came in and she yelled NOOONER , with a piece of water bed hanging from my mouth, I looked at her, like WHAT MOMMA, I was just having fun...., she just looked at me, I think she wanted to get mad and then she just smiled, The look I gave her was priceless...