Q: What would you change about your breed?

If you could change anything about the breed of animal you have, what would it be? I think I'd like to have rabbit-like paws on guinea pigs, instead of their rodent-like feet, so I could take them for a walk on a leash. I think I'd also like them to be more cat-sized. And, I'd like them to be able to eat meat so I wouldn't have to throw away table scraps.