Q: How do I get Twiggy the Water Skiing Squirrel set up as the Poster Child For Water Safety?

Look up skiingsquirrel.com. ;-) My sister and I rescue orphaned squirrels for release. Every once in awhile we find a Twiggy. We educate people about squirrels, as well as boat and water safety. Twiggy has been internationally famous since 1979 when the original Twiggy was discovered. She is loved by everyone and a joy to know and see. We feel she is the perfect representative for Water Safety (like Smokey the Bear is for fire prevention). We probably need a government grant. Anyone have any ideas or suggestions or contacts?