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Q: A joke:

July 5, 2009 | By Eight Pond Farm | 9 answers | Expired: 1951 days ago

Eight Pond Farm


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'


(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

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Ann U.
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Jul 07, 2009

It's hard to type while laughing! This was great!

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Ethel02
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Jul 06, 2009

Thanks, I will be humming & sending it to my friends, a great way to start the week.

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Sheryl J.
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Jul 06, 2009

Very cute....and yes darn you I will be humming that all day now!

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Kavykeeper
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Jul 05, 2009

C, you are too funny and I will probably still be singing that song tomorrow at work, much to the dismay of my coworkers.... thanks for sharing it!!

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Cheryl
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Jul 05, 2009

Omg...too funny~~~!!! Thank you for sharing~~~!!!! Lmaoooooo~~!!!

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Lilyrose
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Jul 05, 2009

In answer to your question...yes I'm singing. As I laugh hysterically!

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Stevecat511
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Jul 05, 2009

To heck with grinning...Hubby and me were ROTF! This was great! Thanks for sharing it! And yes, I was singing it! lol

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jackie
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Jul 05, 2009

tAHT WAS REALLY CUTE

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Anonymous
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Anonymous

Jul 05, 2009

And your question WAS???????????

Very cute joke...

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